"That's God setting it up, to make it so dramatic, so rewarding, so special," he said, as he was untied by his father Abraham.

LOOK AT THAT MONSTER !!!!

No, child rape is enough, by itself, to cause a strong reaction in me. It's not like...child rape PLUS I'm still annoyed they cost me three-team teaser in 1997.

Truly today is a great victory for anyone who's ever assisted in the cover-up for a chronic sexual predator.

That's actually a fabulous point that I didn't think of. I imagine he's got a few fundraisers that he plans in that area, sort of a multitasker. I was a Spanish major in college and I used to watch strictly Spanish porn.

I hope he had a wide angle lens

Seriously. The Andromeda Strain was the most convoluted bullshit ever. Writes himself into a corner and his brilliant solution is to have all traces of a microorganism simultaneously mutate. All at once.

It seems to be the unpopular opinion, but I agree that it is just unnecessarily cruel. I've spent my entire professional career in colleges and universities (not in athletics) so maybe I am a bit protective of college athletes. This just seems like senseless humiliation for someone who Deadspin would usually point…

There are 136 replies to this. Please tell me that I'm not the only one suggesting that we maybe act like human beings and not make fun of a 20 year old kid who had something hideously embarrassing happen to him on television? Maybe? Just this once?

It reminds me of that one Crichton book where he made a journalist he didn't like into a child molestor with a small penis, because he was a gigantic manbaby who could not handle disappointment

Three years without a test? What do they think those swabs are, FSU football players?

Most people are aware of Scientology as a set of very silly beliefs and it is, but objectively no sillier than a lovibg father killing his son to redeem humankind from something they didnt do themselves or indeed 3 wise men looking for a pregnant virgin. The real story is the scandalous way the Church of Scientology…

As a Mormon, Steve is probably opposed to the arbitrary rule of a single, all-powerful megalomaniac.

It was even uglier in the stands as the Memphis and BYU coaches' wives carried on the violence. outnumbered 6 to 1 the Memphis wives didn't stand a chance

Fuck that. I don't care what people believe, but I also believe in exposing fraud. Just as my birth church deserves every goddamn joke and hateful thought for generations of child raping and protecting child rapists, these fucking criminals deserve every goddamn thing thrown their way. It's an OBVIOUS Ponzi scheme —…

I saw the misuse of whom and I knew anyway.

Did you ever notice how aroused the typical right-wing fascist gets when they defend men in uniform? "Hey, he should have immediately complied when that husky stormtrooper started barking out his power-trip commands (sigh!) and everything would have been fine (swoon!) and there would have been no reason for them to…

Thank you deadspin rape apologists for mansplaining why I never read the shitty, racist, sexist comments here.

I'm guessing she and her family did. This article has issues, but there's no need to be callous.

"Now, I ask you, is it fair for Jameis Winston to draw an equivalence between himself and a rape victim?"