Hi Kelsie - I’m a Tigers fan, and I feel like they have repeatedly kicked me in the balls this past season. Does that qualify?

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Whatever went through your mind went through my mind.

If there’s one thing I associate with Deadspin, it’s their constant Virginia hate. Why I can’t get enough of the TonyBennettSucksCast that they air every week.

Does this mean we can put the Cubs on equal footing with the Cardinals as being awful? As someone who’s not a native Chicagoan but lives here, I find their fans to be generally terrible and equally as obnoxious as Cardinal fans. Also, Wrigley field isn’t all that.  It’s an old dump with a shiny veneer.  

Deadspin was founded by a fellow Cardinals fan (Will Leitch), so it’s become a bit of modus operandi to shit on the team whenever the chance presents itself, because fuck that guy.

I like how Meagan McCain somehow always manages to remind people that John McCain was actually a relatively crappy person overall.

‘That kid is brave’ is the 2019 Kinja take that we deserve. 

yeah but its softball

“the fact that domestic violence is as common a fixture in the average American home as a television set”

Not surprising. Boston fans are known for getting bombed at parades.

How can anyone trust that Baylor has really changed?

I feel like I’m the only person on earth who hates replay in all its forms in every sport. It should be abolished completely.

“I get-the best pussy.”

Parkey is a self-righteous bible thumping POS. I cannot fathom how he doesn’t understand that going on TODAY was literally the dumbest shit he could have done. I hope they release his ass. There has got to be someone out there that can kick 75% next year.

Hey, so, you know that he was statistically the 2nd worst kicker in the league and his misses in regular season games actually cost the Bears wins and what would have been a 1st round bye?

All that murder and torture is just horseplay, right you cocksucking afterbirth?

Yeah, it’s obvious that George H.W. Bush’s first priority in heaven is watching Morgan Fairchild take a dump.

Would have looked better as a Sox logo, but hey, at least it’s not Chief Wahoo.