Meh, stealing crab legs is just like having a crab steal your legs. It was in my mushroom hallucinations.

I'm curious - how does Winston know what it's like to be falsely accused of rape?

It's this season's "if we persecute the Christians any more than we already do..."

"If we dismantle and limit the power of our policemen any more than we have already"

Give curt's kid a Darwin Award right now

Schilling family was taken into a private room to explain their story to the TSA

ESPN reacted by immediately reinstating Keith Law, saying that this was the long-awaited proof of inherited traits that the evolutionists had been promising.

For what it's worth, evolution isn't something you have to defend. No more than you would have to defend the sun. Or defend manganese. Or the existence of carpet. Evolution is something you're either smart or well informed enough to understand, or too stupid or willfully delusional to grasp. There's nothing to argue.…

I think we have evidence of that already. It was done from about 800BC through 400AD and gave us what we call the Bible.

It's not the first time dummy text has made it through the copy editing process

I'm not sure of anything except that isn't irony.

It's a sad day when someone can't make a "people in Mississippi are really goddamn racist" joke without having to apologize.

He's fulfilling her Catholic schoolboy fetish.

Ball was in the dirt. And it worked.

He clearly slipped. Watch his right foot. No "flopping" there. Umpire just missed it. And no, I'm not a Cardinals fan.

Hate the guy, but he clearly slipped on home plate. Just as embarrassing though.

What an idiotic, empty platitude. If you were in the marines, and are no longer in the marines, you are a "former marine" by the plain english meaning, band of brothers, murica bullshit aside.

Those Cardinals fans love dominant pitching, but will gladly settle for three Ks.

Larry King gets those seats because of his induction into the Softball Hall of Fame.

Wow. I'm dumbfounded by how dumbfounded you are by ... apparently ... everything. Good lord, do you even think for a second before writing this shit? Or do you just have "Ignorant Douchebag Tourettes"?