Oh snap. As if the military was pulled into that shitfest by congress. But yeah, fuck congress too.

No, not because of his faith,which if you understand Matthew 6:5, is best left undisplayed,  but because of the stupidity of putting his silly religious  bullshit out there and connecting it to success in sports.

Go wherever you wish. And may your god go with you.

I read quite a bit actually and was made to read a lot of theology due to my Catholic upbringing. Despite the many attempts made by apologists, no one to my knowledge has been able to square the circle of the existence of free will within a universe created by a personal, intervening god such as Yaweh/Jesus.

“...potential Rooney violation.” Sources now confirm that Father Flanagan has sought asylum in the Vatican.

Free will cannot exist alongside an omnipotent, intervening creator. I really also cannot believe you are lame enough to play the angry atheist cliche.

But how about some humility from God for his long record of fuck-ups?

That was the greatest “fuck you” in American history, edging out Gen. McAuliffe’s “Nuts” response to the krauts at the Bulge. Thank you to Gen Montgomery Meigs, a loyal soldier from Georgia who despised treason.

“federalized basterization” I agree! That was damned unfair to the states’ rights of all turkeys throughout Dixie. Now who wants white meat?

So God gets the credit for the nice things but when things go wrong it’s on you? That’s some foul smelling horseshit.

“Display of humility”. The jokes almost write themselves.

Damn libtard media been doin’ this gotcha shit since aksing Sister Sarah what she likes to read!

Fuck him. I hope he drowns in a vat of liquid shit.

Professional athletes are so charming and clever.

That sounds like you are literally in hell.

Well that cock was crowing and how else can you shut it up?

This abuse of innocent women by football players must cease. It’s somehow even more tragic when she is French and is ours.

How many times have you seen the losers thanking god? Sure it happens but it’s rare. They actually believe Jesus was on their side and as idiotic as it is, why don’t you believe that’s what they mean? These are not smart people.

Hey, he has a right to exercise his religious freedom by performing dendrocircumcisions.

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