My guess is KFC-made cum can’t taste too good, can it?

Well now! Saint Francis Xavier celebrated many masses after burning Hindus during the Goa Inquisition for refusal to convert. So I think my answer is “No”?

The Jaguarmeister! I wonder if Bortles is back on the sauce. He was missing wide-open receivers ten yards away from him by five yards. I have never seen anything like his first half in an NFL game, ever. Ok, maybe since Bobby Douglass?

Have a blessed day.

Telling me what I didn’t know as in, “Ten things you didn’t know about the Roman Empire.” I think I average not knowing about 10% of this shit.

Then you have got to stay out of England.

12 bucks and a pair of eyebrow tweezers.

Place your trust in The Sudfeld.

The first time I have ever heard a conference name chanted at any event was “ACC” at the Spectrum in 1981 with Virginia and UNC fans. Late in the title game, after Isiah Thomas sliced and diced the Heels, IU fans were chanting”A C Who”.

Coin flip between Alabama and anOSU in my opinion. They should have only had three teams this year.

It’s Indiana. God has forsaken us long ago.

Mother Pence.

It can’t be Benny. There are no kn*ckers.

So you are on the team?

No, it’s a stocking cap!

At least it gets you out of Indiana for a day.

I fought the Law and the Law won is fucking dead. Where does the grave-pissing line begin?

Gronk catches everything, including every STD known to medical science.

That’s true (it really isn’t) and it makes me wonder how bad the next life is going to be for this guy. He’s already a cockroach. Oh, and karma will certainly punish your ass for using “kudos”.