Or people.

His masturbation fantasies are definitely D&D-themed.

His statue and that of Paterno’s will meet in some musty storeroom and will bemoan “third-hand information” forever and ever, Amen.

I call bullshit. We ate this exact pizza in NW Indiana 45 years ago and nobody EVER called it “Indiana Pizza”. If they had, they would have been suitably hooted at and humiliated. It was just pizza.

I am thy father’s spirit,

Accept it. She’s human. Don’t be afreud. Afraid! I really meant “afraid”!

Mellow Yellow

Whose avoice of reason.

“Sapp continued to defend himself on Twitter with the dexterity of a bear opening a jar of peanut butter.”

So what did the $8 get him? My guess is another UGA that will be dead in a year.

“Crisper”, you illiterate schmucks.

“Crisper”, you illiterate schmucks.

It’s much less a red state vs blue state thing than it is rural vs urban.

Are you Polish as well?

Are you Polish as well?

Literate people in Iowa? Fake news.

North Korea, what are you waiting for?

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Twat of the year nominee, folks.

I believe Snap-On Tools specializes in naked lesbian calendars.