Awesome comment

These are the kinds of excellent questions I am here for. She also has eyes in the normal place, and her boob-eyes don’t create the tears that birth the enlarged spider-creature, that’s her standard eye tears.

REQUEST FOR CLARIFICATION:

Does the eye-nipple lady ALSO have eyes in the normal place? And if so, was it tears from her eye-place eyes, or her boob-eyes that created the giant spider creature?

Full disclosure: I thought of that line years ago, and have been waiting for a reason to use it. 

omgomgomgomgomgomgomg

if they don’t like the job they can just leave...

Yeah, I’d definitely rather focus on the fact that she shared, like, a thing implying that grieving parents’ pain was false then the fact that she’s not the best voice actor.

When does Jesus season even end?

Unsurprisingly, chocolate hummus gets a drab from everyone, but here is Antoni’s exact response:“DRAB drab drab drab drab drab drab drab drab! No! Makes me uncomfortable!”

Dag yo!

[Chris Savino is kicked out of a building by a huge boot]
METOO’D!

“Owww!  My careeeeer!”

#teamcornchipwarrior 

#teamtheuglyone

I thought this was a new teen girl squad

As a lefty, I was of course, grabbing the seldom used right side of the cabinet. It was never really worn in on that side on any machine I ever played, so I always felt privileged to have the less deteriorated side of the cabinet to hold onto!

Yeah, I tried to play the PC port of Final Fantasy IV a few months ago and the battles ran at a locked 15 frames per second. And obviously the FFV/FFVI ports look atrocious to anyone who’s played the originals. I just don’t understand what they’re doing over there.

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend remains the definitive anti-romcom romcom and always will be. 

No, it’s not, it’s Chicago

“Aren’t you that faggot Empire nigger?”

While I agree that we all need to work on (1) dealing with the jerkish behavior of others and (2) not being jerks ourselves, I’m much more likely to spend time in a space not dominated by jerks, and more likely to spend money to be in such a space. It’s a big wide capitalist utopia out there; who’s to say I can’t find…