One problem with this is that you can be compelled to give police your fingerprint, but not a password.

How could your list of winners not include Conchita Wurst? It’s basically the only thing I know about Eurovision. They’re gonna take your gay card away!

“Horribly laid out roads”

Don’t forget Bruce/Bullet, the squirrel who briefly joins them:

Literally all she had to do was contact Native Americans and ask them. Heck, even collaborate with an NA fantasy writer!

So they’re all cosplaying as Seven of Nine?

Ah yes, the great state of Boston.