If you sQuint, you can't see any damage.

Are Sunday and Wednesday the only times theaters would agree to let it take up screens?

Billy Corgan assuming my dad is worth $130 is his craziest idea yet.

They also added ones and exclamation points so you can make B-E-N-G-H-A-Z-I-!-1-!

Think Richard Simmons will make one final appearance?

Probably not as funny if you aren't from Minnesota, but I still laugh at "Top Ten Ways to Mispronounce Kirby Puckett:"

The kids love that Huffington Post!

They grant you ironic wishes.

They deserve never being able to retire.

*Plugs "Louie Louie" lyrics into machine / machine explodes*

Stephen Root deserves better sons.

But Frank Caliendo already had his demo ready!

I'm still holding on to the hope that the Church of the Subgenius is the one true faith.

That review is nutty, but by Internet standards it's fairly ordinary.

Maul Rats is gonna be pretty violent.

It's actually in reference to the Cars/Mad Max crossover project.

Brad Bird is gonna nail those procedural vote scenes!

*tries to recall getting excited about The Phantom Menace*
I think so?

This week: Frankenstein is indicted for police brutality.

I guess the nation's dads have a powerful lobbyist.