Mike Tyson can play himself!

Same amount of Harvey Keitel's penis, though.

For years I tried to convince my girlfriend (now wife) that "Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" should be our first wedding song.

The AV Club
my social life is kind of lacking

It's that time of the month.

Nearly Midnight, Honolulu - Neko Case
Love U Forever - Jenny Lewis
Let Me Roll It - Paul McCartney and Wings
Out on the Weekend - Neil Young
Johnny 99 - Bruce Springsteen

"She also made a notable appearance … as a homophobic grandmother" is the best way to end an obituary.

Indiana Jones Saves Christmas

I hope we get to see how Indy's marriage worked out.

The best revenge is living well, but I think most of us are disqualified from claiming victory in that category.

No one thought a musical about cats would be great, either! And…

Those poor ducks thought this was their big break.

I'm neutral on the existence of the statue. "Even today" was just an odd phrasing.

"'I don’t like that even today,' he says, referencing Pryor’s history of domestic violence."

Who is the Angry Video Game Nerd going to pair with?

I don't think I understand the tone of the new Expendables.

They also wanted to get into the racist western business but forgot it's no longer 1935.

Did Netflix lose a bet or something? Why would they make this?

The Alabama Shakes are something I feel I should enjoy more than I do.

WHAT I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THIS FACE-MELTING SOLO