No, just 2016, the Onion of years.

“People were amazed at how insightful I was”: not something an actually insightful person would say.

I think you’re missing the part where the employer actively changed the dress code to ban the thing she didn’t like...

“despite the unnamed company’s dress code simply stating that employee’s clothing needed to be “clean and pressed”.”

If you read the story, you’ll see that the Dress Code was changed AFTER she was told not to wear the scarf.

Didn’t read the article? The boss changed the dress code after the fact because they didn’t want pony tails or head scarves.

Rio is in the same hemisphere so the water drains the same as in Australia.

there are dozens of locations that can host the Olympics right now, and they are ignored because either a country wants the prestige of the games to overshadow their lousy human rights records or the cities refuse to spend billions when the facilities they already have are quite adequate.

GWB saying he’s probably going to be the last Republican president in our time.

I am 99% sure that they had to remind Donald he has a second daughter, somewhere around March. They proved it by showing his checks for tuition, then did some intensive flashcard rote to teach him what she looked like (after the first hour, Don stopped asking, “Who is that? Is that my next wife? Needs some work.”)

“He did a wonderful job of staying far, far away. Little did I know that one day there would come a heavy price. I stood, blinking in the hot lights, the teleprompter swimming in my sight. It contained my dad’s name, over and over, the invocation of an evil enchantment. My mouth creaked open. The time had come to…

Agree 100%. Bill Maher and his writers especially seem absolutely incapable of mentioning Christie without making a fat joke. It’s lazy writing and it lets him off the hook for the real damage he causes people with his policies. It always infuriates me.

Sadly, Tiffiny did not grow up to be “hawt” enough to warrant Donald’s full attention.

Weirdly, that "KFC" one was more upsetting than nearly everything else, for me.

I merely note for the record that Tiffany was sleeveless, a sartorial option which has been forbidden to female journalists.

“I mean, I won’t do anything to take care of them. I’ll supply funds and she’ll take care of the kids. It’s not like I’m gonna be walking the kids down Central Park. Marla used to say, ‘I can’t believe you’re not walking Tiffany down the street,’ you know in a carriage. Right, I’m gonna be walking down Fifth Avenue…

To be fair, that’s probably better for her mental health than being around Donald Trump would be.

I like how Tiffany is talking about what a great dad Trump is, yet the caption underneath reads “Grew up in Los Angeles, raised mostly by her Mom”

He would settle for a potential ‘janitor in chief’ position. Given his track record as someone who tries to cover up messes but does a very bad job at it.

Today I present a challenge to you two: get the most bizarre quote you possibly can from an attendee, now this may seem easy but the real challenge is of all the wild things you will hear today how will you choose just one to be the defining quote of Day 2?