“YAYYYY!! SILVER MEDAL! DADDY IS THE BEST!!”
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Maybe it’s like what happened with my dad, except instead of “Going to the store for a pack of cigarettes,” he was “Going to Rio to run in an Olympic marathon. BRB.”
Just thinking... maybe he should have called his family before doing this and told them to get out of town?
That’s why I always tell her that I’m happy and everything is going fine.
Let this be a lesson why you should never tell your mother anything.
What about someone who makes canoes?
To be fair Dave Franco is just discount James Franco...
Maybe they were just canoe-dling.
She’s 20. They’re both babies.
Lady Mary’s killer vagina!
SHUT UP HE LOOKS LIKE POOR MR PAMUK!
My fiance’s response to me saying that Channing Tatum is fugly is “then what do you think about me?”
It’s definitely the unconventional looks that usually get me in the man candy celeb-o-sphere, I don’t usually find myself drawn to the pretty, symmetrically featured folk - which ironically, is what my husband is, so I guess the grass is always greener*? ;p
he looks like he’s 12. how can anyone find anyone who makes you feel like a paedo attractive?
He looks about 14. Hard pass.
Online dating tips have long recommended that men refrain from smiling in their profile photos.
They are basically the drummers of water sports.
Those look like two different guys... A guy I worked with once was totally hot so long as he didn’t smile, then he just looked like a complete doofus. It became charming, but it was a bit of a shock the first time I witnessed the transition...