I’ll translate:

Margaret Thatcher wasn’t interested in joining the EU in the first place so I think she’d be happy if Brits left it now. Is Lohan arguing for or against this?

Brexit, no matter what the outcome (stay guys, don’t be dumb)will not affect the amount of cocaine currently being imported into the UK, so calm down Linds; nobody believes you're into politics.

booze+BBC.com+Twitter

You’re not wrong. She is chatting absolute shit.

THANK YOU!!! or should i say CHEERS MATE! I was thinking the same thing!

Her asking about Margaret Thatcher makes me relieved. Someone is asking the hard questions, you guys!

Lol I had the same thought. I'm preeeettty sure she's incoherent.

What does ‘speaking on people’ mean, please?

Lindsay never ceases to impress me...

Are her tweets completely incomprehensible or am I just tired? What does this even mean?

Hard to not like and respect her for speaking out about the reality of what happened to her. But, yea, I paid to see her and it wasn’t funny

(Actual thoughts)

Almonds suck less water than stupid cows. Stop being a mouthbreather.

More water goes to cows, which are worse. Get fucked.

Almond milk is good. Almond milk in cereal is good. Almond milk in coffee is garbage and bad.

Stop calling it that. Milk has a scientific definition. It cannot be secreted from almonds, soy, or your over-inflated ego.

Almond milk sucks. Almonds are good. Milk is good. Almond milk can get fucked.

You can call it Almond Milk all you want, we all know it’s Nut Juice.