The most appalling part is Jared Leto’s spelling. “Gun’s?” Really?

Uhm, how did he end up watching such a movie? Great parenting if you ask me.

Merry Fistmas

Man.

• “ENTERTAINING GUESTS BY INSERTING THE WOODEN LEG OF A CHAIR INTO HIS RECTUM”

Yes because Guy Ritchie is a pauper.

Not if the father was a person famous for being a self-involved thirsty jerk who doesn’t seem to care about other people and the kid has spent the past few months following the aforementioned sled-involved thirsty parent on tour. For example, Tom Cruise. Very few people seem to support any bid he may have for custody…

Plus it’s not really “winning” anything if you have to force someone to spend time with you.

I don’t understand how she doesn’t get that she’s trying to win the battle to lose the war. If she legally obligated this kid to spend Christmas with her, what are the chances he’ll ever spend one with her after he’s 18?

No kidding. I'm spending most of my holiday time alone (spouse working nights), and missing my other cheesy half aside, its the tits.

Yes let us all learn about what a real American team should look like from a woman on a team that is almost exclusively only white women.

I have more sympathy for Donovan. It’s different to say, “Winning would feel more special if it was with the same guys you came up through the youth ranks with” than Abby’s “those guys aren’t really American.”

Seriously, your machine fucks up and it’s somehow my fault? I don’t think so buddy, now go get me a wheelbarrow for all this shit.

Vice President *Klingon* Jesus

My first thought as well.

No way! Hollywood business exploiting local contracting company workers in a for foreign country?!

If someone’s quality of life being drastically altered/diminished and another person losing their life isn’t a sign to stop making these shit tier movies, I don’t know what is.

Vice President Jesus

That’s how it read to me, too.