The namers of Neveahs need to go to lleh. It’s not even spelled right.
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I would like to deeply apologize for the above comment. When I said “so long Jerkbags”, I didn’t mean to imply that the rest of you are, in fact, Jerkbags. I was suffering from exhaustion at the time and have deep respect for the Jerkbag community.
Wait, we’re allowed to opt out of it? Finally. So long jerkbags!
“that it didn’t go to the contest[ant] with biggest tits or criteria like that”.
I think it was surprise that it didn’t go to the contestant with biggest tits or criteria like that.
I read it more as we should be surprised that a website devoted to porn actually gave out a real scholarship. When I first heard “porn hub scholarship,” I immediately thought it was a scam designed to get barely legal girls to submit homemade porn to the site under the guise of “scholarship.”
“Felony Barratry” is ambulance chasing or false litigation.
Ditto! I was thinking the writer was dealing with a strange autocorrect!
Right!? I kept waiting for some kind of punchline or twist ending like she had to star in a xxx video in order to get the money.
Another lawyer here who had never heard of that term and was assuming it meant “battery”. And I agree that someone must REALLY be abusing the system for this charge. What a mess.
I never heard of it either and I graduated from law school in 1991. At first I thought it was a horrible typo that should have been “battery” but then I looked it up.
“Barratry” is the offense of instigating or encouraging groundless litigation. Two observations: First, I never heard the term in three years of law school; second, the attorneys she worked for must have flagrantly abused the system to get busted for Barratry. Then again, if their solution to being charged was to hire…
Each separate part of this story would be weird enough on its own.
May she graduate magnum cum loudly.
A very worthy recipient. I’m glad they chose someone that would have difficulty getting more conventional scholarships.
Oh dear God, he actually wrote that she would never be a believable love interest? And what purpose did that serve? And why? She is gorgeous,and she and Bill Hader are the perfect couple, both.uniquely attractive and funny and smart. What the Fuck is wrong with this asshole?
Time to put this one down.