You believe that all three just up and died? Dude, your mom killed your rabbits. Maybe not with her own bare hands, but she may have left them where they were exposed to the elements, or were killed by some other animal, or something like that

Likelihood of three rabbits dying simultaneously with no previous signs of illness

Personally I assumed she made a stew or a pie.

...it seems like you are implying your mom killed three baby rabbits, which...why would someone do that and then blithely tell their child that?

I don’t get it. They died? She killed them? Fed them to a neighbor’s snake? What?

The best lies come from dads.

Trump will say something horrible and somehow remain ahead in the polls.

So guys, we’re getting our first woman president next year, how are we feeling about it?

Read it. Should’ve just got the stake ready.

“The two most dated films” aka the two best films?

Tell us more about how Muslims want to enslave women, old white men.

Canada has a defense minister?!

There needs to be an on-going segment here called, “Meanwhile, In Canada....” that helps us to keep things in perspective.

agreed - but my original comment may not be 100% serious

It's easy to criticize bc it's bigoted and wrong.

Meanwhile, in Canada, our new Defense Minister is sworn in;

Maybe that’s the trick, they’re trying to lull us into a false sense of security by wearing a turban. Very crafty security guard there.

Apart from the abject stupidity of mistaking Sikhs for Muslims, and the abject stupidity of thinking all Muslims are terrorists ... I also don’t understand why the turban has become a symbol for terrorism in America when literally none of the terrorists acts here (or in France, for that matter) were performed by…

Im very racist and even I know the difference.

If they were really Sikh, they should have just stayed home and rested up anyway.