There was no second coming.

Oh it’s embarrassing in the States too! Most of ‘em, anyway. There are a few...

Eh, cousins are legal. And he’s only a half-cousin anyway.

Yup.

They always rise again.

Oh no. Oh nooooooo. No no no nooo.

This is amazing and I love it.

By “Holiday” do you mean the Good Friday when I hooked up with super hot Alex? Or the Easter Sunday when I met him at the family brunch and learned he was my dad’s half-sister’s son?

You know that whole “oh, either there’s chemistry or there isn’t” thing? He was the dude I had awkward silences and weird, stunted conversations with, which would be dismissed according to the “dating” rules. And we ended up getting married, especially because we are both introverted and awkward people.

LOVE IT

Alan seems like a pretty cool guy!

Good for you! Alan sounds fun, and like a perfect rebound fling.

At least Alan delivered.

Mine was a quasi-hookup, but bear with me. These dudes who lived together in a house while attending college were close-knit so they had a “post-Christmas” in February, in one of the dudes’ ranch in the countryside. I was invited by my BFF, one of the dudes’ girlfriends, and I was newly single, so I went. There was…

Just own the sin.

Surely you can’t have misinterpeted that quote in such a literal way, but hey, at least it provided an opening to detail your diet for everyone!

Shh, she needs to make it all about her and her very regimented and superior diet which totally isn’t some kind of disorder, but she is going to tell us what she eats for every fucking meal every fucking day and how healthy and better than our diets it is, but she’s fine and perfect. Ugh.

So what? Lawson is saying you should eat the things you like in moderation. Your hatred of sugar doesn't prove her wrong. Stupid makes me want to vom.

I was raised a lot like you and think my tastes are similar to yours. I honestly really don’t care about sweets. I grew up on plain old Cheerios and I find sugary cereals pretty gross. I was the kid who asked for broccoli or a whole tomato or munched on shredded carrots when offered cookies, chocolate, etc. If I do…

“Sugar makes me want to vom.”