Other things Marion Cotillard said*:

Not if you watch the video. The interviewer looks deeply puzzled, offers his the way out to say he’s joking. He doesn’t take it. Asks again for clarification: “You’re not joking?”. He says, completely flatly, “Serious”.

You’d think that someone who’s all about learning and enlightenment he’d have figured a few things out, but...

I like to point out the recent massacres of Muslims committed by Buddhists in Burma as a way to blow “lol religion of peace” morons’ minds.

Yeah, but a LOT of people think of Buddhism as an enlightened exception. This is a reminder that it really isn’t.

He isn’t the worst, but that’s no excuse for sure.

It’s almost like he’s just a person and not imbued with the spirit of a random god.

All major religions are fucked up patriarchies! Just a reminder.

I saw that! She was really charming in her interview and even though she was third guest of the night, I was happy that Seth still made a big deal out her being there. I’d rather hear from a famous author than some d-list actor, tbh.

I just can’t with her facial expression. Just... nope.

Leprosy Big Bird.

I saw her and literally said out loud to myself “oh dear god why”

I don’t understand Heidi Klum’s whole look. It looks like raggedy curtains she found in a dust bin.

I’m pushing 65, and just yesterday my sister and I were having this conversation where we were saying we wished we’d told a lot more people to fuck off.

♫In my life- oh why do I smile,

To be fair, any wedding sounds like it wouldn’t be fun to plan.

Somehow, karma chose the wrong Jared.

My local dispensary was giving out free jolly ranchers and I was like “Oh, it’s a jolly rancher, nbd!” I took it and in the two blocks it took me to walk home, I completely lost my fucking mind. My friends were at my house because we were cooking dinner together and I could not. fucking. move. They put me on the couch…