Assified is kinda his schtick. What a clown. I also like slurry Jessica. Because, come on, when you’re hawking shit on HSN, why wouldn’t you be drunk?

Wow. She’s kind of intoxicated. The hosts with her look a bit terrified.

Divorced for years and years. It’s just tacky.

According to TMZ, “giggling and slurring is just part of her personality that surfaces from time to time.” In my experience, it surfaces most often when you’re drunk.

They’re divorced so he shouldn’t have anything to say about her. He doesn’t even have kids with her.

“giggling and slurring is just part of her personality that surfaces from time to time.”

Grandathered looks fucking horrible.

As someone who is often hungover in important meetings, I mean who’s FINE in important meetings*. Some people just giggle and stumble a lot. I swear. #drunkies4jess

And if Jessica Simpson was drunk, who the fuck cares? Let he or she who has never been day drunk cast the first stone.

She’s a fucking insane idiot. My husband works in intelligence/missile defense and, I forget the exact moment or exactly what she said, but he nearly choked on his beer and was like, “well, there’s no way I’d ever be concerned for my job with her.”

There is seriously not a single non-asshole, non-lunatic, non-shithead among them. Absolutely terrifying.

And she would support a government shut-down to defund PP. Seems totally reasonable and not at all insane.

I think they just literally couldn’t think of important women. If you didn’t give birth to them or have sex with them on a regular basis, you’re pretty much not valuable as a human being anyway.

Seriously, fuck ‘em all. And fuck Carly Fiorina especially for that straight-up jaw-droppingly pandering answer. She sounded like one of those girls who scrawls “I DON’T NEED FEMANISIM BECAUSE ...” on a sheet of paper and takes porny pictures with it for internet points.

Huckabee and Carsons answers to the $10 bill question were so lame. They would choose their wife and their mom to put on the nations money. If huckabee had his way mrs huckabee would be on our fucking money. What has she done besides being married to duck hunter? But I think fiorinas answer was the worst. This bitch…

What is this “peace” you speak of?

Whoever hired this psycho should be fired; he looks like a ‘Wanted’ poster.

Resting Angry Gun Discharge Face?

I was thinking the same thing. he’s a real keeper.

Oh yes, that is definitely the face of someone who should carry weapons and enforce the peace.