lol he wanted them to produce his fan script? which sounds like a marty stu story?

So drowning was the actual death cause?

Sorry, but seeing as how we all know that many of those disappeared characters are slated to appear in standalone sequels (perhaps multiple sequels), I really don’t feel like Marvel is doing anything to undercut its storytelling by programming Ant Man and the Wasp between Infinity Wars 1 and 2. That seems like a far…

Alex McLevy: Pick yourself up, dust yourself off, wash the sand out of your pussy, and try to enjoy fictional entertainments without worrying so much.

“If you’re an A.V. Club reader, you probably share our general cynicism for promotional nonsense.”

What’s cash?

Have you gotten to Squirrel Nutkin yet? It involves a group of squirrels feeding other animals to an owl so he will let them collect nuts from his territory.

Any appearances by Tom Kitten or the Puddleducks in an attempt to build a BPCU?

“This would work a lot better if the Corden version were funny “

“And then I decided her parents should just be her mom and dad.”

Most movies with the term “violent diarrhea” in their reviews are not good, as a matter of course. Except for, I suppose, Dumb and Dumber. 

Well, I have no idea if this movie is good or not, but this review sure was a bunch of words.

He always had a face that looked like it couldn’t wait to get old.

I saw that picture and got sad. Getting old sucks and it happens so fast.

Not sure why, but that picture reminds me of an uglier Neal Diamond.

Weird how that keeps happening to people.

In Communist Russia, crate loots you!!!

Elrond: “You shall be The Fellowship of the Ring!”

I think he more represents that Tolkien was still riffing and didn’t really have a singular narrative plotted out at that point in the story.

Endless elf names piled upon elf names until they all blend together into one unintelligible blob of pseudo-celtic bullshit.