I want it not to exist.

I want it shot in mockumentary style like the Office. With Ron Howard narrating. And lots of cutaway gags.

Swift cancellation?

I guess the easy answer is “for it to not exist” but since it’s going to go through anyway...

We had three of them. They weren’t very good.

No, they got tired of eating it after about four days.

“What if Beck and Weezer released new albums and nobody cared?”

I just stopped by to say that Weezer are terrible and I hate them.

At least this video doesn’t include the guy from Stern Pinball. I fully expect 40 more videos from that guy over the next 40 days, because AVClub just stretches out content.

And the intro has a run-on sentence.

I don’t see how. Max likes him, so she kissed him. It felt very organic to me.

Yes, it would be bullying to ask people to kiss in any context other than the ones where it’s frequently an expected part of the job. Which this is one of. If I ask my boss to make me a sandwich, I’m probably being an asshole. If I ask a waiter for a sandwich, that’s just the job.

I found the way AV club wrote this article more upsetting than the actual story

Oh my God, she did not. Calm down.

So I’m a better journalist than Sam, basically.

Meanwhile, over at The Root, the entire staff is working on a hot take about how Sadie Sink is clearly a racist.

Oh fuck you

I’m in. They deserve more recognition. Anyone else notice how SNL basically ripped off the “chicken lady” this past week?

When i want to follow celebrities, i do so by drone. Sometimes they go out of range, but that’s what you get.

I’m imagining something like this.