theshapeofpkunktocome
The Shape of Pkunk to Come
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You can read her wikipedia article for a substantial list of things she has claimed have happened to her.  Check the Early Life and Personal Life sections.  Note the only source for these ludicrous claims is herself.

Hey how come Barsanti tries to tear down people who don’t deserve it like Ellie Kemper, but gives pathological liar Jameela Jamil a free pass?

“pulls in other prominent Indian Americans in hilarious ways to highlight the importance of diversity and individuality through the lens of The Simpsons”

That sure as hell isn’t diverse.

It’s also not The Simpsons, it’s someone inserting their own fanwanking in to The Simpsons. You want a show about Indian Americans?

No shit. The solution to a non-existent problem is not to be forced to produce an episode of Bollywood Fan Fiction Simpsons.

I didn’t even know this movie was coming this week, let alone this month.  There’s been like no build up for it.

Just like when drug overdoses are classified as “heart failure”.

Dead Cells is, seriously, one of the best games I’ve played in decades. It might not be for everyone, but it hits all the sweet spots for me.

Busting makes him feel good.

Are we supposed to be hating on the Lumberjack Song now? Because no, fuck that.  It's still great.

Title of your sex tape.

Two years from now, Infinity War 2 is going to be ancient history, and none of this is going to matter. Why bother getting worked up about it now? You’ll save yourself a lifetime of stressing out once you realize this is all just entertainment.

Ok, I’ll admit my secret shame. I have that Duran Duran tribute album, and I still listen to it.

This is the laziest hosting pick they’ve ever made.

Strong words from a glorified blogger.

Seriously, what is cash?

What’s the point of just dumping these reviews all at once in the middle of the night?

I’ve never heard of Kendra Lamar. Is she cute?

Canadians laugh, continue to wear winter coats with giant pockets to the movies.

This movie just might be the new Elektra. Make movie no one wanted, and then fail to generate any demand or excitement for it whatsoever.

I’ve found Paddington stories to be much more charming, able to hold a 3 year old’s attention, and are far more tolerable for an adult too.