I recently tried reading Beatrix Potter stories to my child, only to discover they are themselves insufferable and horribly out-dated.

That’s not really weird-ass, it’s just a Newfie’s lifelong battle to suppress his accent.

Good to know that once again JJ Abrams was all about the setup and had no idea how to follow through.

“I’m adventurous, but I won’t eat elk”. LOL sure, ok.

Philandering?

Ha, I used to think my dad was a tech savvy guy until I was at his place for Christmas and saw he had the motion smoothing on.

Yeah because Star Wars music is all about subtlety and nuance...

Have you missed the music at the start opening crawl for every single movie so far?

Holy shit, this is turning in to the website that cried “Holy shit!”

Meat is healthy.

Oh please, it wasn’t a fine movie. You linked to C- review. Is that fine in your world?

Which part was confusing to you? The C- score? The use of terms like: ugly, crappy, violent diarrhea, incomprehensible light shows, cheesy, shudder-inducing?

In other news, Quentin Tarantino got really really old.

If it’s coming from Russia, I find it far more likely that this is just another app to populate their facial recognition databases.

How about we just name them all Glorfindel?

LGBTQORC

The layout and structures, and I think even the trees, of the Upside Down match that of our own world. So what has been destroyed? Where are the signs of the destruction, especially enough destruction to generate that “ash”? Why is there “ash” in the Upside Down intrusions in to our world, these are new constructs,…

That makes no sense whatsoever.

The only loathing he probably feels is about getting caught.

No kidding, I’ve been successfully not caring about Beck and Weezer for decades.

You can’t even be bothered to actually play a few seconds of the songs?