This article is bad and you should feel bad.

This post is the very definition of First World Problems. Just how many flights are you taking, and why do you think everyone is having the same conundrum?

It’s a decent metaphor for the welfare state, and has nothing at all to do with the workers controlling the means of production.

You know this actually makes my day. Not the stupid tattoo, the fact that Justin Bieber’s hairline is already losing the battle with time at 23.

So what you’re saying is she has a pulse?

MASH was awful though. Lucky damn millenials with their Seinfeld and Friends and Simpsons reruns.

There’s no Game of Thrones to post about for awhile. So welcome to weeks and weeks of endless articles about Stranger Things, puerile speculation about Stranger Things, and items only tangentially related to Stranger Things.

We’re shitting on Jerry Seinfeld now? Because then nope, I’m out. Have fun being petty.

SNL ripped off itself?

They need something to fill the Game of Thrones clickbait void.

I can be fairly shallow, but I’m not so shallow that I need to follow celebrities on social media.

You said big names, but then you said Sasheer Zamata.

Now that we know he’s cool with the dragons, what’s his opinion on the tits?

Since when was Carol Burnett a Jack Benny protégée?

I was never a prolific commenter, but with this new design I just can’t be bothered anymore. The site’s layout is extremely unappealing, articles move off the main page too fast, it’s essentially impossible to have a conversation, you have to reload the entire page to see new comments, there’s barely any nesting so…

For that ending to work you would have to ignore all the Simpson DNA evidence. And that would be downright nutty.

Finally, out of the fucking greys.

Those clowns in congress did it again. What a bunch of clowns.

How would we even know now? I’m sure not going to click on every review just to see the score.

I wasn’t thinking it.