I bet the real reason is that lasers that go pew pew pew cost to much to show on the screen.

Why does a civilization advanced enough to have superpowers and live on the moon have machine guns?

I probably don't want to know where the nose was used.

I can't confirm, because she made that face at the point where my pants came off.

False

I don't know what amuses me more: there's website called Daytrotter that's been around for 11 years without ever making a big enough difference in the world for me to have heard of them, or the fact that they've recorded more than 7,000 fucking bands that I have heard of, and likely never will.

Money's too tight for steak.

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It might eliminate their disgusting texture, but it won't eliminate their disgusting taste.

Ok, but you can't afford my licensing fees for washing your hands.

What's the difference?

I now demand that JCVD and Wesley Snipes be in a movie together.

Just a note folks, the Toronto cocktail tends to fade by late December and can't be found after early April.

I'm seeing double, four Tormunds.

At the time? It's probably just made it's way to New Zealand then.

He's also #2.

Someone is going to be shorting some stock.

Hey I hear there's a Litchfield riot.

POTUS

Hey are you guys reviewing this show, it's so hard to notice…