The Police, when they were young.

Kimmy and Perry have more chemistry in any single second than Kimmy and Dong ever did for two seasons.

I shit SO much. It's roughly half my day.

Excellent comment-username synergy,

Unlike Tom Cruise, Robert Downey Jr. can play characters that aren't Tom Cruise.

Corn oil can be kept out in the open, if you're a heathen who doesn't know how to cook.

Hire a corn worker.

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

I had the whole soundtrack on cassette. I don't know why.

Nice try millennials, I'm not giving you $8,000.

You just made that event up.

Just like when patriotically minded soldiers take their tanks on vacation to Donetsk? Am I right?

Sense8 died on the way back to its home planet.

Grandpa, is that you?

It's a seminal word.

Oh boy, a primer on rancid horse piss.

You just have to go to your parents for that.

We'll meet you half way. Some sort of underpants in your dressing room, and acknowledgement.

Dodo. Loser. Moron. Baby. Jerk. Worm.

Also 44 seconds is hardly enough time to cover this in detail.