I just want to see people shot in the head.

The Maggot Doomsday clock says 12:00, and it blinks it continuously because no one is ever setting it.

Now that's a face I can get behind. If you know what I mean.

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All My Life always struck me as a sad attempt to replicate Monkey Wrench. But it was a big hit, so I guess it worked.

Also, don't forget to make it suck before and after reshoots. There was nothing salvageable in there.

The Colour And The Shape is where Foo Fighters peaked, and it's been steady diminishing returns ever since. I gave up buying their albums at One by One.

The hammer is his penis.

Don't Jedi

Well, I bet golfing was a lot easier without all those damn kids on the lawn.

Agreed, I laughed more than usual.

Wow, out of nowhere Katy Perry decides to snatch the crown for "Most Blatant Lip Synching This Season" away from the Chainsmokers.

You're not missing anything.

Alicia Silverstone in general makes me uncomfortably confront the passage of time.

He's an asshole, she's overplaying the victim card. I hate them both.

Your stride mother is easy.

I thought it was because you're ugly.

We've got 2, so we're going to need at least 6 more. You have to supply your own wig though.

My fopcore band PWDR BTTM is still going strong.

Dear Avril Lavigne,
I wrote to complain
You never wrote me back
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