Why hasn't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgraded to Windows 7?

Zero. Slipknot has zero musicians.

Hey, I finished middle school!

This show is still on,… uh… …libtard?

Either too little, or not enough.

Apparently it gets page views though, so we're fucked.

Not being funny has kept him employed for nearly 20 years. Why start now?

No need to lose your head over this.

What. The. Fuck. This is seriously one of the worst user interfaces I've ever experienced. And I've used MicroStation.

I don't own a TV because I'm too busy doing cross fit.

It's much better to be rich.

Maybe she could even play her in a movie too.

Is that after he smoked himself in to a coma at roughly 11:25 most Saturdays?

Was that a review, or a plot summary?

I was planning on doing it with overwhelming neediness.

You know what this really means: Vanessa Bayer is trying to get my attention.

Wait, you really thought he was a character that could be sustained all the way to the end?

Because zombies are passé?

I don’t know her, you know? It’s like you spend all your time with her. It’s like you’re hogging her. Like you’re a little Ann hog, okay? Don’t be such an Ann hog.

It looks like she Botoxed her hands.