Ask Putin, he probably has the videos.

Inability to speak English has never held Vin Diesel back.

It's not loneliness, it's practical. My wife doesn't like overly violent movies, so why waste time trying to get her to go see something like John Wick 2? Plus then we have to find a babysitter, and that starts making it expensive. If I try to go with friends, they all have kids too and it takes weeks of planning…

Wouldn't it be smarter to be upfront about your disability so that you can eliminate the jerks faster? That way you don't waste as much time on guys who are going to flake out on you.

A wizard did it.

I think he meant Black Widow isn't going to be in it.

Just the Bowling Green Nuclear Holocaust so far.

No, I have a job.

Wait, wait, wait… Ticketmaster has rivals?

Reminds me of me.

That's all? I honestly thought it would have been higher by now.

I think if it's to friends it's to tell them "You are permanently in the friend zone".

Depends.

I'm confused, why would someone need to come out as that.

Don't.

So how come no one steals her theater moves? I'd be very supportive of that.

How is Adele winning an upset?

Excellent comment username synergy.

Leaving things in the woods?

The Frank J. Selke award for the forward who demonstrates the most skill in the defensive component of the game.