If been hating Fallon since he first showed up on SNL. I didn't watch nearly as much during those years.

I would have been more shocked if someone told me he was sober during that incoherent mess.

You didn't notice the integrated advertising? You don't think it's odd coincidence that PBS was advertising a documentary about Hamilton during SNL?

It makes things a lot simpler if you just hate everyone.

I'm going to have to agree with the "Holy shit!"

I wouldn't watch it.

2005? Nine Inch Nails w/ Queens of the Stone Age and Death From Above 1979 is probably the best concert lineup I've ever seen.

You forgot SKRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCHHHH

I'm pretty sure those weren't real people dying. Well, mostly sure. Fairly sure. Sort of sure.

I'm… ok with this.

That rack. I don't know if it's real or fake but it hypnotizes me.

Have you stared in to the abyss?

Directed by Max Hardcore.

Ok, I admit it, I fell asleep during this one.

No, he actually said "Tony Stark".

Dat rack.

But now we're going to miss out on a white male telling us we shouldn't enjoy this and then lecturing us about how Marvel got the black experience wrong. Followed up by spoiling the plot of future episodes two episodes ahead of time.

She's much more than a bum to me.

Dan Savage tells me to find a woman with a head for sin and a body for business.

It's no Picture Butte.