I'm ok with this.

It might as well be diarrhea beer.

All the kids in Springfield are S.O.B.s

So at this point it's just the Angus Young vanity project.

Technically, it's at the bottom of the bottle. Keep chasing the dream!

I DON'T KNOW YOU!

Agreed, May in her 70s is stupid.

This might shock you, but a lot of people and/or their siblings have children after the age of 25.

It returns on September 24th? That is a Saturday. But I suppose asking you to watch the videos you're posting to see what day the show is on is too much to ask.

After that, she could go back to acting.

What's this about gaping at Framboise?

I have it on good authority that hand jiving your willy is still a popular activity.

Bazinga?

Finally, having a Windows Phone pays off.

You’re going to jail? Ice cream will fix it.
You don’t have a life? Ice cream will fix it.
You make bad decisions? Ice cream will fix it.
You don’t have a job? Ice cream will fix it.
You can’t find love? Ice cream will fix it.
You’re a failure? Ice cream will fix it.
Everyone hates you? Ice cream will fix it.

I put the odds of Shazam actually happening now at 10:1.

Nice hat Lars. Decided to join Hair Club by Mike Love?

If we can hit that bulls-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

It was at this moment that I finally realized his first name is Mister.

My point is why do people on the internet think they need to remind others to not support Nazis and fascists? Like we're all going to forget except for them fighting the good fight in internet comments. It's so damn naive that I can't help but assume they're a millennial.