The part where he mentioned fascists twice and neglected to take a stand against all tyranny.

Yes, it's only fascists that are the problem. How delightfully naive.

Quarry.

So I'm not the only one checking newly posted reviews for this?

Hanging Out With Drew.
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What about Alien Jesus, he's probably an Alpha and an Omega.

It means you should spend the next year working in a grocery store and lighting up during your breaks.

He gets high on you, and the space he invades he gets by on you.

Don't praise the machine.

It's so dense. Every single drop has so many things going on.

You're not?

15 year olds, dude.

Where can I see Elizabeth Banks doing "adult stuff"? I'm, uh, asking for a friend.

Bad: I'm an asshole.
Good: I'm an asshole.

$6k to $8k per month? This is just like advertisements about having an 8 inch penis. Why would I want to downgrade?

I don't love Bon Iver, but I'm going to hold on to them for an imaginary time that's never going to happen?

If hate-watching was truly that powerful, Glee would still be on the air.

Hire a couch worker.

Why does Zelda need to tell me the story of what a key does EVERY SINGLE TIME?

Yes, even if they are missing I've Just Seen a Face.