There are some tense conversations between May and Gonzales that
continue to build the atmosphere of paranoia that will directly play
into next summer’s Captain America: Civil War

It's a good thing my expectations revolve around breasts.

There was no need to add "under legal age" to that sentence.

And which legit government would that be? Not the one that Gen. Talbot works for.

Oliver, you said exactly what I came here to say, so all I can do is echo you. This episode is also what I wanted this show to be. Just the right blend of spies, intrigue, action, and super powers. Easily an A episode.

I'm sure actual Brits will complain, but to me that was an impeccable accent.

Enough about Ryan Reynolds, what are your thoughts on the movie?

The last time I went for the opening acts was 2005 when Queens of the Stone Age and Death From Above 1979 opened for Nine Inch Nails. I deliberately go late now to miss opening acts. Catching pieces of Cage the Elephant opening for several bands over the years reinforced that I was making the right decision. Here's…

Does Tuesday work for you?

Ooh, the Cordoba.

Filed under: Non-Epic Rap Battles of Shit Story

This week in background music for Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D., the composer gets lazy and dumps in the Citadel themes from Mass Effect.

Not enough hitting the brakes in your Assault Gunboat and spinning around trying to hit the damn A-Wings.

Note to self: Stock up on Alison outfits for the wife.
Additional note to self: And some Helena outfits. Lots of Helena outfits.

That's all it takes to fix Mike Love?

I hope I look that good when I'm 50, but I won't. I'll have to go with Plan B, maintaining the patriarchy.

Agent Coming Soon

The combined age of Ming-Na Wen and Blair Underwood is 101.

I don't think the show wants you to question that part too much. If you did, you'd also have to question the complete lack of animal life.

Ha ha ha, like you didn't set that math up as bait.