No it's n…(looks it up)…really? Shit…

No it's n…(looks it up)…really? Shit…

I'm sure the impersonators are cheaper since you don't have to factor in the costs of booze and pills

I'm sure the impersonators are cheaper since you don't have to factor in the costs of booze and pills

Starring Chuck Norris.

Starring Chuck Norris.

Movies are fake.  Don't think about them so hard.

Movies are fake.  Don't think about them so hard.

More like Taxassachusetts.

More like Taxassachusetts.

Ghosts can use Skype?  Ghosts are now more technologically advanced than my mom.

Ghosts can use Skype?  Ghosts are now more technologically advanced than my mom.

Well, he is learning to fly into the great wide open.

Well, he is learning to fly into the great wide open.

Liar.  You were not truly a man until you heard Dawes.

Liar.  You were not truly a man until you heard Dawes.

This has potential.

This has potential.

Where the fuck are my hard boiled scripts?

I think "That slow-moving turd could be fleshed out to 12 days" is in the running for most bizarre mixed-metaphor I've ever seen.