I think "That slow-moving turd could be fleshed out to 12 days" is in the running for most bizarre mixed-metaphor I've ever seen.

Keep the daughter around for more eye candy.

Keep the daughter around for more eye candy.

The leads are weak.

The leads are weak.

Daenerys on Game of Thrones, but you can blame Martin for that.

Daenerys on Game of Thrones, but you can blame Martin for that.

From what I've seen, it attracts the "I take karate lessons with my kids so I can pretend I'm a badass fighter like them" segment of society.

From what I've seen, it attracts the "I take karate lessons with my kids so I can pretend I'm a badass fighter like them" segment of society.

I should have rage quit China Miéville before reading three books of his.  The guy is not nearly as good of an author as he thinks he is.  Penny Arcade summed him up perfectly.

I should have rage quit China Miéville before reading three books of his.  The guy is not nearly as good of an author as he thinks he is.  Penny Arcade summed him up perfectly.

Really? That scene made me love that movie, because they were obsessing over something so stupid.

Really? That scene made me love that movie, because they were obsessing over something so stupid.

@avclub-e57f718840a576abbb40a7d046c4e3b0:disqus was going home to cry anyway, this time he just had a story to go with it.

@avclub-e57f718840a576abbb40a7d046c4e3b0:disqus was going home to cry anyway, this time he just had a story to go with it.

God is dead.

God is dead.

So I was the only one who thought of the cheesy sci-fi movie when I saw the headline?

So I was the only one who thought of the cheesy sci-fi movie when I saw the headline?

This interview makes me legitimately say "Cool story bro".