I wonder if standard text message rates applied.

I don't know. My sister's husband's neighbor's wife got her kid a vaccine, and it gave their kid ebola. It's not really the same as autism, but if they can give a kid ebola, y'know?

I'm only letting my kids get organic vaccines just in case. Because it's my kids.

You're absolutely right. There are zero valid criticisms that can be made of Saudi Arabian culture, and art is never, ever a good place to talk about cultural differences.

It's spotty for me. Sometimes I have to click on a link 3 or 4 times before it goes, and many times the entire browser needs to be refreshed before the "recommend" star will work for me. I'm sure they'll work out most of the bugs, and we'll get used to this new Kinja 2.0 just in time for them to introduce Kinja 3.0,…

Friend, if you're so unlucky as to fall for clickbait, best not to out yourself, eh?

I lived in Chicago for nine years, and let me tell you, there is nothing like a deep-dish, spinach-stuffed pizza. I favor Giordano's (ideally, the one in Hyde Park), but there are differing opinions.

Exactly. It's like saying, "Oh, you had multiple orgasms in a variety of positions? Then that's not sex."

Don't listen to them. They have a very narrow, unimaginative view of "pizza". A pizza with fillings as well as toppings = even better (depending on what you're in the mood for) than regular old, flat, unfilled pizza.

Talking about ethics doesn't mean you're more ethical. Teach a man to reason and you teach him how to convincingly rationalize what he already wants to do.

I don't know how to express how sad you've made me right now.

I'm sorry, fuck that noise. Be a GROWN UP.

thanks for making every adoption agency and rightwing jerkoff think every same-sex couple who wants to adopt will do this, ladies! thanks a FUCKING LOT.

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Not for nothing, but that photo has the most disgusting bathroom floor I've ever seen. Seriously. I wouldn't shit there.

And then you take that, your flat sheet and second/third pillowcase(s) and put them inside one pillowcase to store. A full bed set is at your fingertips whenever you need them without sorting through the linen closet.

Dear privileged dudes: just because you plant your pole in something doesn't make it yours.

I am an Old and despise all reworkings of minted classics. I am frowning very hard.

Oh, God, you're griping over Jezebel's journalistic bar on THIS article?

Amen to this. My little cousin is 7 and loves science, asks her dad to give her math problems in the car so she can practice mental math, and refuses to take of her purple princess dress most of the time. She hates things that don't have glitter. I hope that she holds on to both her love for problem-solving and…

yes, sexual dimorphism is a thing. glad you guys decided to stop ignoring science.