Oh, look. Oprah pretending to give a shit about anything but money.

No.

The government is withholding the fact that I won the Publishers' Clearinghouse Sweepstakes. I mean, c'mon, I bought a subscription to Playboy. For the articles.

How's that working out for you?

Don't be surprised when you can no longer post in these threads.

Rofl.

No, I don't know that scene.

Lonely places without the love of a good pizza.

I'm here to offer you moral support while these people run around being wrong.

If he owns a boat can you just be his regular compass?

I don't understand how these are funny.

Screw that.

The bigotry makes it more believable.

This is one of the stranger appeals to authority I've ever seen.

Damn, lady. You sure have a hardon for Marc Jacobs.

I love those pictures.

Even dogs can tell from one glance at this guy's sweater that he's a douchebag.

LoL.

I don't make anyone's day harder. Your premise on the frailty of the coffee retailing American is crap. Up your antidepressant and get over yourself.

I'm sorry for all your horrible experiences in retail, but I'm not going to stop asking for what I want.