I find pedantry comforting.

Oh, God. No one cares why the fattie was crying.

Or, you can just stuff it into one of the pillow cases with the top sheet and the other pillowcase and call it good.

This looks like a good opportunity to try out Swift's "A Modest Proposal". Send ALL the PUAs to North Korea.

Yes.

First off, I want to apologize profusely on behalf of society for the fact you were so harshly toilet trained.

What the heck is a "small vendor"?

Another headline which promises yet fails to deliver.

You didn't read the actual article, did you? You're just basing your conclusions on the quotes here on Jezebel?

Damn...

Jesus Christ. What the hell is wrong with people when they can't stand someone going off script for thirty seconds without feeling threatened or demeaned?

I don't know, do you really think the biggest economic downturn since the depression affects impulse buys?

Don't try to confuse them with your so-called "facts". It is NOT appreciated.

Yep, that must be a pretty worrisome two seconds.

There's no place on this earth that his MLP bag isn't going to get him beaten.

lol

Oh, look. Another Rebecca Rose article that ends with a "joke".

You're dangerously close to committing irony.

Lol.

What's your point?