I'm not being a dick. I'm simply ordering what I want. I tip very well and I would no more drive back and complain than I would knuckle under and start using Starbucks' imaginary sizes.

While driving from Arizona to Massachusetts my transmission ate itself and I ended up spending the night in East Saint Louis and enjoyed happy hour at Applebee's with some of my new best friends. It was awesome.

My town has exactly one drive thru coffee place, which is, of course, Starbucks.

Clicked for the facial, leaving disappointed.

No, they aren't.

"Some of the straight athletes even admitted to intentionally getting half-boners before going into the group shower in order to appear more impressive."

I bow to your knowledge of comebacks.

You're a genius.

Enjoy your morally superior day.

I heard this on the radio a couple of hours ago and thought "Jezebel is gonna love this".

You're the one talking about morality. I'm talking about killing a traitor.

You are disgusting.

Manning knows all about morals, I'm sure.

Ah, Kate.

I would happily bash this scumbag's skull with a club.

It is when you're in a military prison.

You would understand if you shared an office with a woman.

Granting privileges is not the same as invoking penalties.

Manning released almost a million documents. Not having time to read them doesn't mean you're not a traitor. This wasn't Snowden, this was releasing operational materials to the enemy in a time of war. There's not a goddamn thing to be proud of here.

That sounds perfect.