I have a ten-year-old daughter who is discovering the internet. It's difficult to be protective without stifling her creative impulses.

I think it has much more to do with mental illness than maturity level.

It's almost as amusing as the impulse to paint all men with the same brush.

Yep. Some of them can even be sarcastic.

It's not just men. I was reading yesterday on Jezebel about a revenge porn site created and run by a woman.

It is safe to assume that anything you post electronically will be used in the creepiest, most disgusting ways possible.

That's the point where I stopped having sympathy for her.

Didn't you folks learn anything from the revenge porn article yesterday?

I don't get it.

I don't love him.

I'm just guessing here, but I think if he gets a bad conduct discharge he loses his pension, which his wife is depending on as well. This sounds like normal plea bargain stuff to me.

These almost make me wish for the movie remakes with kittens.

Great article. Very well written.

"Good luck, guys — you might be doing that for the rest of your lives."

Britney should ask Paula Dean to be her wedding planner.

I'm going to sit here with my cod and my tartar sauce and watch you mutate into Jeff Goldblum.

I didn't realize she'd been to prison.

We're not all that wild about you either.

I am judging the f*ck out of all of you right now.

S'mores are a great idea with terrible results. Too, too, too sweet.