Using him for an example of anything but "what you shouldn't do" says "you're part of the problem".

Guess what? Mike and his advisors just announced their political strategy for Ms Clinton. She is a delicate flower of womanhood, not to be sullied with the common business of politics.

Jesus Christ. It was a quarter sized drop of DRIED blood.

Tell me again why she didn't marry a Princeton man?

That was funny and cute.

Some people shouldn't breed.

Stop trying to make normcore happen.

I'm surprised they didn't link to a pro ana site.

Wouldn't it have been easier for these kids's parents to tell them to "knock it off" than to take their case to the Supreme Court?

This just in: softball coaches might be lesbians.

So, he's been accused of sock puppeting but there is no actual evidence to support the accusation?

Xenu is a total boner killer.

Spoiler alert: he wakes up in bed with Suzanne Pleshette.

I shouldn't need your help. I'm tired of trying to guess what was meant by poorly written sentences and from this point on I'm just going to believe that at least one of the trailers was magically bi-locational.

"Law enforcement authorities seized four tractor-trailers filled with knockoff health products from five locations on Long Island on Thursday."

You're right. It's a beautifully written article.

nvm... I see the byline now.

"In New York City, 40 percent of new mothers were obese and more than half of them were black or Hispanic."

How did they find four trailers in five locations?

You're so right. Stealing it is much better.