I suppose it never occurred to these fucks that doctors might be part of God's plan for their children?

Why is Gigi Hadid wearing mom jeans?

Please never quote anyone who self-identifies as a "guyatician" ever again.

Engagement rings for women are stupid, why should we encourage more stupid consumerism?

Six dogs? Check.

Good lord, men are creepy.

Mutton comes ONLY from sheep. While some people may use goat meat interchangeably with mutton, the two are not the same and they do not taste the same.

Bwahahahaha.

I'm a little confused about what I should be trolling about.

Do these people not know how to think about baseball?

What's the word everyone uses? Triggering? Is that right?

$78 for a pair of men's shorts? And they're not even see-through?

There are many, many things to be dusted.

I came here to nerd shame... But, this looks pretty cool.

She's going to return them?

Dammit.

I feel itchy just thinking about this.

Bitches be taking our congressional seats.

You win, Lindy. You win.

Boob shaming?