I know someone who did the frozen placenta chunks in a smoothie thing!!! I thought she’d come up with the idea herself, I don’t know if it’s better or worse that this is not a singular event.

That article was really interesting! That was also my mum’s approach to parenting now I think about it - especially asking lots of questions. I think she’s pretty pleased with how me and my brother turned out, I might send her that article to see what she thinks.

I dunno, I’m prone to vomiting when I’m stressed. It's not pleasant but it's also not necessarily that serious. 

Oh wow. This is hard. I’m going to say Beyonce, but reluctantly.

I mean, they did bring a bunch of knives (and a pizza cutter) to school. That’s cause for alarm whichever way you look at it.

I don’t know how Andrew Wakefield can live with himself. He is personally responsible for this. A hell of a lot of people are culpable too, but it started with him. It's just evil. 

I don’t think there’s a single answer to this - I think you’d have to judge it based on the person as they are now and whether it seems like they’ve actually changed.

My mother has always been very honest about how much she preferred me and my brother as teenagers to children. She had IBS constantly when we were little due to the stress of having two small children, and it cleared up when we got more independent, but beyond that she just liked hanging out with us more when we were…

Oh wow that's disgusting. Jesus wept. 

Aren’t there some breeds that are actually smaller than a normal pig? But still big because people don’t realise quite how fuckin huge pigs are in general.

I genuinely giggled at “I’m just a normal mother...” Thanks for these.

Hey this Dirt Bag made me remember that I had a dream recently where I had sex with Naomi Campbell, and she had a removable vagina that she accidentally left behind. Naomi, when’s the last time you removed your vagina?

I agree, and the resulting performance art pieces (you just know these two’ll be making performance art together) will be entertaining to say the least.

The canals in Manchester run through some of the main nightlife spots (Canal Street and Deansgate Locks) and lots of new apartments are also on the canals, so people walk home along them as a shortcut. Doesn’t take a genius to figure out why lots of bodies end up there.

I think you’re the one trolling here by saying this has something to do with my personal wish to change a litterbox or not when I’ve already said I don’t have or want a cat.

No, that's not it at all, the thinking is that cats like to explore quite a large territory and a house isn't big enough for them to be content. Like I said, I'd never get a cat so this isn't me, but it's unfair to say that people only let their cats outdoors because they don't want to clear up. They think they're…

I’m taking the same attitude towards this as the rumours of the Manchester Canal Pusher: some of the bodies that end up in the canals are definitely murders, but there’s not a single serial killer out there. There are some tragic accidents, some muggings gone wrong, and some murders/dumped bodies.

The sexual molestation and kitten killing parts, I’m guessing.

Someone I knew at school is obsessed with this story and fully convinced it’s a cat serial killer, so I’ll be interested to see how she reacts to this news. I imagine she’ll be a Croydon Cat Killer truther and continue to share any random Facebook post about a dead cat and insist it’s proof they’re still out there.

Maybe this is a cultural thing, but in the UK the general consensus is that it’s better to let your cats go outside and take the risk they’ll be run over or whatever. I’ve met very few happy indoor cats. Our houses are much smaller and towns/cities are generally better for pedestrians (human or otherwise) so maybe…