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Goddamnit I meant bass, not

Those men are the ones who wanted carte blanche the option to fuck around but didn’t really want the same for their wives. They are also the ones who suggested open marriages to their reluctant wives and it backfired spectacularily.

i am creeped out and also turned on

Louise Rennison is amazing and I wish more people knew her.

only if he listens to my small business idea and with the lights off. He seems like a guy that pushes your head when you’re giving him a BJ

more for me, losers!

So?

THIS. I don’t really give a shit if someone feels bad for ghosting on someone. They should fucking feel bad - ghosting on someone is a shitty, spineless thing to do.

How about ghosters grow a fucking pair and just relay what the problem is or that you just don’t want to date anymore? After that initial explanation you don’t have to talk any fucking more but have some fucking decency you ass wipes.

I have never watched this show, but if I was a bachlorette, I would totally bang every single guy I could and then refuse to choose one for a husband. Get yours while the gettings good is my motto.

you useless cunts know why.

My aunt Bonnie’s second wedding was a small affair in Lake Tahoe. Her cake was from a chain grocery store, which, since it was located Tahoe, did regular wedding cake business and had a pretty large bakery section. My aunt’s fiancé, Steve, picked up the cake the morning of the wedding and came back to the cabin we…

CLITBAIT

it sure is a weird euphemism for vagina

Why isn’t, “Ugh, probably” an option?

Age 21, standing on the sidewalk after getting pulled over for suspected drunk driving.

omg you're so cool you don't care about weddings