I straight up love IKEA and will happily go on a Saturday.

I wore a gorgeous cherry red Calvin Klein I got on mega discount somehow from Nordstrom and got very drunk, as did all of my friends (we were pros at that point). We had way more girls than guys so all the available girls took guys from the younger grades as our dates. I grew up in Dallas public schools so we had a…

I’m really starting to believe that “taste” and “class” have lost all meaning

Ummmm please elaborate

Ummmm please elaborate

I thought the whole butterfly tattoo in the car scene was really sexy (TBH I STILL DO) and it set me on a course for showing my shoulder in a flirty way to boys (TBH I STILL DO THAT)

Ugh I hate these fake designers and there store is a consumerist hellhole of existential despair. Everything has Magnolia Farms stamped on it and the whole store is just 10 items repeatedly over and over again. $50 for a small bundle of cotton still in the boll? My grandfather would never believe that price. And…

That speech is my favorite part too! Mercutio is my favorite character from Shakespeare and Harold Perrineau’s portrayal is unmatched.

Not my roommate but happened to a couple of friends...5 girls in a 2 room dorm. One girl had the back room by herself. She played WoW and had an online boyfriend who she had never met. One day he came to visit, brought a katana knife as a gift then promptly broke up with her. That’s not bad, just weird BUT this girl…

Oh yay the classic “I was going to go anyway.” Whenever anyone says anything like that it just says “I’m embarrassed because I’m a moron and trying to save face.” Sure, dude you bought tickets right up front just to leave 5 minutes into the show.

It’s a southern thing. She’s from Dallas, so am I. Even the most liberal of people here still expect the guy to at least have a conversation with the woman’s parents before he proposes. Obviously that’s not everybody but it’s common. It’s not about transfer of ownership, it’s just common courtesy. It’s more about…

Journal of Hand Therapy?!

Ugh Javier is so sexy

I'm seeing them in August, bought tickets 2 minutes after they went on sale and already know I'm going to have to wear waterproof mascara because I WILL cry

Ugh I HAAATTTEEE it when people sing along to songs and don't know the words. How does one not know the words to VoGuE?!?!?

I am the Dirk Nowitzki stan. I have been in love with him since I was a kid. I used to kiss his poster on my wall!

My mom and I used to watch Martha all the time when I was kid and I’ve always loved her. What I like even better was her daughter’s show Whatever, Martha! where she made fun of her mother’s old episodes. I used to rush home from high school to catch it on TV.

I mean, people elected John Wiley Price and Dwaine Carraway who are the epitome of corrupt show boaters. The city gets blamed for not giving a fuck about South Dallas when the people IN South Dallas don't even give a fuck. Try and do good down there by bringing in business and 1) new infrastructure is ruined and 2)…

Ugh this insane markup on polyester clothing has got to stop. Every time I walk into some shitty little boutique they have some neon 100% polyester tank top for $75 among other terribly made polyester clothing. I get that the majority of most clothing nowadays is a poly-blend, but 100% polyester is not worth anything.

A sales guy at a Harley Davidson store thought I was my dads girlfriend when I was THIRTEEN. Apparently the guy wiggled his eyebrows at me and was like, “so is that your girlfriend?” And my dad just said, “Son, that is my teenage daughter” and the guy apologized profusely. Dad sill refuses to ride a Harley.