that, and screaming at people

“God bless you for not screaming at me” is our country’s new slogan.

This article is honestly kind of strangely written/unclear but the only thing I can think of (legally) is if this was not consensual...hence producer filing as third party. Though this is obviously speculation. Not a lot about this seems to make sense otherwise.

we’ve all fallen for him, but where were we when he fell for us?

It literally just happened.

when the cab stopped to get gas

I just wish some actress would finally be like “No, I knew I could do it and do it well. I am in top form, young and stunningly beautiful, and I work hard on my body every day and even got a bit of plastic work done to get to my peak. I went to theater school for 3 years and this was my second big budget movie that…

Audrey Hepburn is 2 words.

Now I’m stuck on the idea of someone trying to cut tile with a knife...

You’re “sad” because this guy was someone of minor celebrity status - a professional athlete. By all accounts, this professional athlete broke into someone else's home in the middle of the night.

If the same caliber of technology was available during the 70s, I doubt the worst thing you'd catch Jagger doing is pissing in a mop bucket.

Cooper ended up with his own ballet company. Why is he back with ABC?

You should be put in jail for not making this “NOT a DEA Agent”

Thanks for the confessions, you’re all going to jail.

Them? They’re engaged!

“We went to this park, because he’s just like Romeo”

Really? He kind of seems like perfect rebound material to me.