I think the most unbelievable part of this episode has been that a skyscraper has windows that open. Not plot device but this is where I can no longer suspend my disbelief.

This whole damn show is an affront to anything remotely resembling the legal process.

...who doesn't want a spare tire?

I apologize, you guys. I actually once said this once to Christopher Plummer during a performance of King Lear. It was awkward.

without the music the audio would be heavy breathing and a lot of wet slapping.

I promise, not to promise anything, but live life to fullest.

This will be the only time in her life that is true and I hope someone sits her down and explains the dangers of Facebook immediately.

I am always petrified that I am going to say "fuck you" instead of "thank you" to clients I don't care for.

CNN will be glad to hear that his life was not, in fact, ruined.

This one's my favorite "surprise reveal" vid:

BURN THE WITCH BURN HER

If my love isn't like a Harlequin Novel, I want no part of it.

The reason I believe "soul mates" is bullshit? Because if there's just ONE person for you, what's to guarantee they're in your zip code? Your country? Your hemisphere? Your decade? Your century?

So people who view the world like adults are more likely to experience satisfying, long-term adult relationships? Fuckin' studies, man. They'll surprise you every time.

I found out my now-fiance was cheating at our first Thanksgiving g together. We were at his parents house, playing card games. I got up to get a drink, and noticed he had extra cards in his hand. No, I didn't break up with him then and there. I should have. But I looked around, AND HIS ENTIRE FAMILY WAS DOING THE SAME…

Took the kids on vacation with my mom, because ex-husband was sooo adamant about not missing work/not kenneling the dogs. Fine, whatever, couldn't change his mind. Came home a day early because we were exhausted, walked into the house with my 6 month old and 2 year old to see him screwing our barely legal…

The guy that he'd been sleeping with showed up when we were on a couple's vacation.

Somebody please explain this knee nonsense to me. Don't all knees resemble Prince George? Am I royal? Am I in hell?