I will be snapping pics of every couple in line for 50 shades. I will then offer to delete the picture if the the man half pays me.
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She's like bella swan with a fringe
Yeah, I"ll just buy my own Grey Goose and select my own dicks thankyouverymuch.
It's like the bond of fellow POWs; it's too painful to reminisce, but it's reassuring to share.
Every day New York sounds more and more like somewhere I'd never want to live
Jesus did turn water into wine so is it so hard to believe he wouldn't turn it into Grey Goose for her?
Everyone is a survivor these days! Oh the horror! People wanted me around because I'm pretty by some standard. Woe is me.
It's like the bond of fellow POWs; it's too painful to reminisce, but it's reassuring to share.
"I can't wait to get another divorce."
Ok, I'm kind of out of breath and I think I just bought a Jaguar. I don't know what's happening.
Can someone please give this man a pie so he will STFU?
10. " hey dudes, my GF fucked me in the ass last night with a strappy, im not gay or anything am i, AM I ??????????????? " .
wow, dude. girls from mass don't go the gym? tell that to all the old ladies at my planet fitness who rock the full length dress and turtle neck combo.
Can we just go with "never?" It is NEVER ok to leave children or animals locked in a hot car. COME ON, people. This is Texas. Heat indexes are expected to reach 105 today, you could bake cookies on the windshield of your car. And it's just gonna stay this way until October. We ALL know this. We go through this EVERY…
In Obama's America, homosexual lives mean more than the lives of ginger chick magnets? NOT ON MY WATCH.
What? No. It's for gifs and as many rewordings as possible of "I came out tonight to have a fun time and I honestly am feeling so attacked right now"
I have absolutely no clue what you mean.. but I want to know.
Nicholas Cage and Earthlings.