I have the olds, so I don't know what vine is, but I absolutely agree that Cameron Dallas and Nash Grier have porn/stripper names all over them
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Republican Congressman
Shower Attendant, Congressional Gym Facility.
"Walmart customer service representative"
I still have such a crush on Crash Davis, but never Kevin Costner. I also want to be Annie Savoy, so I guess there's something there. (That sex scene played a big role in my sexual awakening as a kid. The garter-snapping! The bathtub and the candles! The toe-nail painting!)
Me too
You seem like a really smart, brilliant person to me to have even come up with such a wonderful combo. Kudos to you!
SWEET FANCY MOSES. I was reading this and someone messaged me on Facebook. I shrieked out loud at Starbucks.
Police report the rabbit survived the beating and is recovering.
I thought it was obvious by now that Scott is the troll of the Kardashian clan. He's not serious.
I've never done a drug in my life, but I really want to go to Outback Steakhouse with you.
Look Affleck, let's be real, we all know You and Jen went to Outback and that sauce you love so much is what us Plebians call ranch dressing. Then you probably ate the shit outta some Blooming Onion and no less than 4 loaves of bread—on.your.own. Trust, we've all shamefully been there. It's ok. Especially if yall were…
If you live in or near NYC, try to catch Sherri Shepherd in "Celebrity Autobiography," a monthly show at the Triad Theatre. It's a simple, genius concept, and she's hilarious in it.
I hear you, but I feel like what she was recommending was so over-the-top (cover your friend with a blanket! got a solid laugh) that it shows the absurd lengths women have to go to to protect themselves. They're almost satirizing the people who put the responsibility on women. But I could be reading it with…
I read French Montana and my mind immediately went to this guy:
Or if you're Catholic, get smashed at church and meet someone nice.
Worse it's been murdered.
You're just using this as an excuse to complain about feminists. Besides, the women who are saying they wouldn't mind this guy kidnapping him are obviously being facetious, but that doesn't matter, lets make this about dem crazy feminazis somehow!!