No, even in the '80s, this guy was still the creepy dude who smelled vaguely of ferret and listened to Rush.

A sign of a true dad- smiling through a photo despite clearly being strangled by tiny hands.

Me and Pa at the Krueger Family hunting shack. Note my awesome jelly heart necklace and Lisa Simpson on sax t-shirt. Style has not changed. Also, look how adorable and trashed he is!

I am such a Daddy's Girl. Here he is in high school. I have inherited so much from him, my love of film, music, whiskey, etc. Currently 57 years old, he still "spins vinyl" (his words) at his fave dive bar. I still don't think I will ever be as cool as this man.

I have a lot of things in common with my dad (who died 20 years ago) — our love of napping included.

My father was one bad-ass dude.

Where the fuck is the "next wave"?

Why am I attracted to The Game in this video. Damn.

Perfect! And instead of dancing, they could sit in chairs facing each other in the middle of the dancefloor, with daughter glaring unblinkingly, and daddy comically pulling at his shirtcollar.

I have had to Google the weirdest shit since this story broke...

PREACHY FUCKING SOAPBOX TIME. I will contradict myself here, but I don't care.

Strangely perfect timing because my most face-meltingly incredible sexual experience happened just last weekend! I'm not sure if this will translate or if I'll be able to express why it was so hot, but alas, I shall try. Apologies in advance for how long this is, hopefully it's worthwhile reading though.

Quietly creates burner account.

Disneyland? Pfft. Get back to me when you try this at Disney World.

Dear #NotAllMen,

And it's comments like yours that highlight that men need feminism, too. My friend tagged me in this picture on Facebook awhile ago, just reposting it.

He says the expulsion has made it impossible for him to start his job at a Wall Street firm

Ultimate goal in life: get high with Zayn and fuck him until I can't remember who I am.

Also Killer Joe.